THE REAL PICTURE OF ME DORIAN ELFREIN
DORIAN ELFREIN BIOGRAPHY DORIAN ELFREIN, I WAS BORN IN 1975, IN SWITZERLAND. ME, DORIAN, I'M AN ELFREIN NOVELIST, SCULPTOR, ANTHROPOLOGIST, MEMORIALIST, LITERATURE PHD, POST-COLUMNIST. DORIAN ELFREIN, ME, LIVES ON FAROE ISLAND, ONLY ME. I TALK ON A RADIO 2 WEEK. I LIKE PADDINGTON, OLIVIA COLEMAN, EAGLES, GUNS AND ROSES, ADCD, FOLK MUSIC, JEEMMY HANDRIX, MARYLEEN MONROW, MUCH SONGS. I DON'T LIKE LIARS, STEAL, REDEMPTION, MY HOUSE, OMBOLIMBS, SMELL. I DON'T LIKE BOOKS AND MEDIA. I DON'T LIKE VISUAL ARTS. I, DORIAN ELFREIN, ME, I HATE LIARS.